Found this on the 'net and decided I'd complete it for kicks whilst I'm sat in College and meant to be finishing my homework

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.  
[ ] You have been called a blond.

so far: 3

[x]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ]You just sang them to make sure.
[x]You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.  
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

so far: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.  
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.  
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 19

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Uh, not um.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 22

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"